being small in stature, i am often confronted with this view:
at first, i found it incredibly odd that human of the female variety would frequently subject itself to such obvious discomfort and imbalance.
but then i did some research into the many different theories on the origin of human on the earth database (most of which are wrong by the way). it seems that female human’s high heel hobble could in fact lend weight to the darwinist theory of evolution.
ye olde earth planet dinosaur
doing the high heel hobble
i don't understand the cattle 
September 3rd, 2012 at 2:53 pm
Very observant. The drawings really helped too.
September 3rd, 2012 at 5:34 pm
thank you! i have a friend human who does a much better impression, but i couldn’t very well stick him on here!
September 2nd, 2012 at 11:04 am
I think it also lends credibility to the Stupid Design theory, as women have the tendency to wear shoes that slow them down, while men have the tail that would give the female balance.
September 2nd, 2012 at 11:15 am
male human has a tail???? where is it hiding it?!
September 2nd, 2012 at 3:31 pm
lower front of the torso. We often boast about it’s size, thogh it seems puny when compared to the veloceraptor tail
September 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 pm
oh. i see.
well i’m not sure that provides much balance…